— Tina Fey (via quotesaboutthings)
Guess who is going to start writing articles for Engineers without Borders? Yay! Achievements and stuff!
I’m glad you’ve found social activism because before you were a real ass-hat.
I fear that someone is going to accidentally or intentionally go through my purse and be thoroughly perplexed by what they find: “Guacamole recipe, Planned Parenthood zip-case, deck of cards, six tiny containers of tic-tacs… Who IS this woman?”
My family acts like the cast of Downton Abbey, but with the taste of Roseanne. Why?
A published author/editor requested to follow me on twitter. I could poop my pants right now.